Fritters: The Coming Apocalypse
Causes of the Apocalypse
- The Fritter Overrun
- Caffeine Overload
- Unlimited Netflix Binge-Watching
- Self-Driving Cars
Signs of the Apocalypse
- Your pants are on fire
- You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself
- You've watched an entire season of your favorite show in 24 hours
- Your cat has taken over your laptop
Fritter Repellent Techniques