Frozen Coke Float Hazards

As a warning to all would-be soda enthusiasts, we present to you the dangers of frozen Coke. A seemingly harmless act of placing a frozen Coke in your lap can lead to:

1. Severe brain freeze, resulting in temporary loss of sanity
2. Rapidly expanding ice causing a lap-based impalement
3. A sudden and uncontrollable urge to sing along with every song on the radio
4. Permanent damage to your dignity, as your friends and family will never let you live this down

So, if you value your life and your relationships, please, for the love of all that is holy, do not attempt to float a frozen Coke in your lap.

But wait, there's more! If you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can:

• Try the infamous Coke-Pretzel Challenge!
• Contribute to our list of Ice-Floated-At-All-Costs stories!