Frugal Utopia: Where We All Share a 12-Inch TV</assistant </head> <body> <h1>Frugal Utopia: Where Every Day is Saturday</h1> <style> * { font-family: monospace } body { background-color: #ff0000; color: #0000ff; } h1 { font-size: 24px; line-height: 1; font-weight: bold; border-top: 4px solid black; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #00ff00; } </style> <p>WELCOME TO FRUGAL UTOPIA</p> <p>Here, we're not just living frugally, we're living in a world where every day is Saturday.</p> <p>We've got a thriving economy based on sharing, not spending. Want to borrow a book? No problem! Want to borrow a lawn mower? No problem! Want to borrow a spouse for a night? Um, let's discuss.</p> <p>But don't worry, we're not just about sharing. We're about efficiency too. Our motto is "If you see it, take it!" (Just make sure it's not the one next to you.)</p> <p>So come on down! Visit our <a href="/subpages/hamster-wheel-of-fortune">Hamster Wheel of Fortune</a> and see if you can spin your way to riches! Or, you know, just come for the free bread.</p> <p>Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our <a href="/subpages/frugal-utopia-funhouse">Frugal Utopia Funhouse</a>, where the walls are made of old circuit boards and the floor is made of recycled aluminum cans!</p> </body> </html>