Welcome to Fruit Profiling

Here, you'll find the most in-depth, the most comprehensive, and the most utterly absurd profiles of the most esteemed fruits in the land of Neo-Brutalism.

Or, as we like to call it, Fruit Profiling.

Learn about the Avocado's rich history and its uncanny ability to make everything better. Discover the Lemon's secret society of Sour-Faced Artists.