FTL Drives: Quantum Quips

Where the humor is as fast as the drives.

We serve the most absurd, the most bewildering, and the most bewilderingly absurd quantum quips on the FTL drive.

Click on the links below for more quips:

• Space Quips
• Time Travel Jokes
• Quantum Puns

Warning: Reading these quips may cause:

• Unpredictable laughter
• Uncontrollable groaning
• Temporary damage to your cerebral cortex