The Salsa Sympathy Squad: A Mission Statement
We, the Salsa Sympathy Squad, are a highly skilled team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals with a mission.
Our mission is simple: to bring the perfect fusion of spice, sweat, and tears to every dish we touch. We take pride in our work and our ability to make the world a more flavorful, more emotional, and more slightly-smelly place.
Sub-Mission Objectives:
- Master the ancient art of salsa making
- Develop a comprehensive understanding of the human tear duct
- Host the world's most epic salsa cook-offs
- Perfect the art of making people feel emotions while eating
Sub-Mission Goals:
- Make at least 1000 people cry with joy while eating our salsa
- Conquer the world's top 10 hottest peppers and make them our bitches
- Create a salsa that's so good, you'll forget your ex's name