Talking About Nothing: The Lost Art of Saying Something

Welcome to the realm of the vacuous, where the art of saying nothing is elevated to an exalted science.

We're not here to waste your time or bore you with the mundane. Instead, we're dedicated to the pursuit of saying as much as possible while saying as little as necessary.

Here's a brief primer on how to excel in this noble pursuit:

• Start with a bold statement, no matter how trite.
• Follow with an endless stream of empty words, preferably in an irregular rhythm.
• Use metaphors, allegories, and analogies to confuse the listener.
• Never, ever, ever, be concise.

Want to learn more?

Take it to the next level with Advanced Talking About Nothing.

Delve into the theoretical underpinnings of this noble pursuit.