| Funeral Hat Model | Price (in Tears) |
|---|---|
| The "I'm Dead Already" | $10.99 |
| The "I'm Not Dead Yet" | $9.99 |
| The "I'm Dead, But My Lawyer Said I Was Worth It" | $20.00 |
| More Ridiculous Hats | … |
Side Effects May Include: Excessive Mourning, Uncontrollable Sobs, and a Slight Sense of Guilt.
Our Satisfaction Guarantee: 100% of Customers Who Don't Return Their Hats Will be Refunded in Full.