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Once upon a time, there was a cat named Mr. Whiskers. Mr. Whiskers was a cat of discerning taste, who loved nothing more than lounging in the sun and napping in his favorite spot on the couch.
But one day, Mr. Whiskers had an epiphany. He realized that the world was not just about napping and snacking, but about the pursuit of justice. And so, he donned a cape and set out to right the wrongs of the world.
Mr. Whiskers' arch-nemesis was a group of nefarious raccoons who were stealing all the world's cheese. He foiled their plans at every turn, and soon the raccoons were the laughing stock of the animal kingdom.
But Mr. Whiskers' greatest achievement was yet to come. He single-pawedly took down an alien invasion force that threatened the world with an endless supply of laser pointer pointers. The aliens were so impressed by his heroics that they gave him a special collar that shot laser beams out of its eyes.
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