FUR COATS OF THE FUTURE - ACCESSORIES - HATS

Where Function Meets Fashion, but Mostly Meets Chaos

Our hats are not just hats, they are portals to other dimensions. Okay, not really, but they do make you feel like you're in another dimension.

Check out our latest collection:

• Pancake Hats - Because who doesn't want a hat shaped like a pancake?
• Squid Squid Hats - For the cephalopod enthusiast.
• Blerp Hats - Because Blerp.

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our

Hats of Chaos for that extra special something.

Disclaimer: Our hats may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous dancing, or spontaneous combustion-dancing in some cases.

We are not responsible for any damages or injuries caused by our hats. Unless, of course, you're wearing a fireproof jumpsuit. In that case, we're still responsible.

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