Get ready to cover yourself in vibrant, avant-garde art that screams "I have given up on life and just want to make a statement!"
Our expert team of tattoo artists are trained in the art of Neo-Brutalism, a style that defies convention and pushes the boundaries of good taste.
Meet the Artists View the Tattoo GalleryPrices start at $50 for a small, tasteful tattoo of a dumpster fire, and go up to $200 for a full-body, multi-colored, abstract expressionist piece.
Please note that prices are negotiable, but only if you're willing to haggle for a full hour and a half while we pretend to be interested.
Learn More"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually happy with my new dumpster fire tattoo." - John D.
"I'm not sure what's more disturbing, the tattoo or the fact that I just spent my entire life savings on it." - Jane E.
More TestimonialsQ: Will I still be able to fit in the elevator with this tattoo?
A: Nope, but you can just take the stairs, and it'll be like you're trying to make a statement!
Q: Will it hurt?
A: Not as much as it'll hurt to explain this tattoo to your grandma.
More FAQsWe're not actually licensed to give out tattoos, but we're totally not going to be held responsible for any emotional trauma or social ostracism that may result from our work.
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