Are you wondering what kind of upgrades you can get for your fur coat? Look no further!
1. Get implants! - Because who needs bones, anyway?
2. Add armor plating! - Because predators are so overrated.
3. Get flight jackets! - Because gravity is so last season.
Implants are like, well, implants. They're like, things that you get implanted. In your fur coat. Because, reasons.
But seriously, they're like, magical upgrades that make your fur coat stronger, faster, and more fabulous.
Q: Are implants safe?
A: Of course, they are. We use the best surgeons in the business. Or, you know, the best AI-powered 3D printers. Same difference.
Q: How much do implants cost?
A: As much as you can afford, we guess. We have prices for every wallet.
Q: Can I get a free upgrade?
A: Only if you can find the upgrade in a dumpster behind a thrift store. Good luck with that.