Q: What is the Fur-Mining Reclamation Project?
A: It's a secret underground organization dedicated to reclaiming all fur coats from the early 2000s, one puffy vest at a time.
Q: Why do you want all our fur coats?
A: We want to recycle them into a giant fur coat for the planet, because, you know, climate change and all.
Q: But I just got my grandma's mink coat for my birthday...
A: Ah, sorry, kid. You can keep that one. We have a special exemption for family heirlooms. This time.
Q: What about my Chihuahua's hair?
A: That's a tough one. We're still working on the Canine Hair Coalition. Maybe try the Animal Hair Division for more information?
Q: Can I join the project?
A: Only if you're willing to sign a waiver releasing us prophets of fur from any liability for your emotional trauma during the de-furring process.
Q: What about my cousin's fur coat that's been sitting in the garage for 15 years?
A: That's a great start! We'll send our team to extract, de-fur, and repurpose that baby in no time! Just don't tell your cousin.
Q: What about my cat, Mr. Whiskers?
A: Ah, sorry, kid. Mr. Whiskers is exempt. We only de-fur humans. For now.