The Flibberflabber's Razor: "A furby's gotta do what a furby's gotta do."
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that when a cat's gotta do, a cat's gotta do, and when a dog's gotta do, a dog's gotta do.
But what about the furby? What about the poor, misunderstood, often-overlooked furby?
This is the question at the heart of the Flibberflabber's Razor.
According to the great philosopher, Professor Flibberflabber, the furby's gotta do, is to furby, and to do it, is to be.
Or, put more succinctly, "A furby's gotta do, what a furby's gotta do."
But what about the consequences of the furby's actions? Does it not lead to a slippery slope, where a furby's gotta do, leads to another furby's gotta do, and another, and another, ad infinitum?
No, says Professor Flibberflabber, for "a furby's gotta do, is not a furby's gotta do, but a furby's gotta be."
And so, the furby's gotta be, is the answer to all of life's great questions.
Or, as the great philosopher would say, "A furby's gotta be, is all you gotta be."
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