A: It's a charity event where we ask you for money, but this time it's for cute, fluffy animals!
A: Our featured felines are the majestic Manul (the 'lynx cat'), the sassy Sphynx, and the majestic Maine Coon, but let's be real, we'll just take the money and use it for whatever we want.
A: Ha! You wish! Our accountant is a cat who only does math in catnip, so don't count on it.
A: No, we don't do that. We have enough cat lady drama as it is.
P.S. Please send money.