Furry Existentialism: Because Furry Felines are Aware of their Own Mortality

Furry existentialists, like the existentialists of old, ponder the meaninglessness of the universe, but with more catnip and scratching posts.

Our manifesto:

1. We reject the notion that the purpose of life is to chase laser pointers.
2. We recognize that the void of the abyss is, in fact, a well-stocked cat tower.
3. We demand an end to the tyranny of bell-curve cat food.

Read more:

• Absurdism in Furry Philosophy
• Ontological Considerations of the Furry Condition