Fustyles: The Art of Flailing

Q: What is Fustyles?

A: Fustyles is the ancient art of flailing, a delicate balance of flapping limbs and flailing appendages.

Q: Is it a real thing?

A: Of course it's real! It's a thing with many things.

Q: How do I learn Fustyles?

A: Practice, my friend, practice. Start with simple flails like the Basic Flails, and work your way up to the Advanced Flails.

Q: Can I flail in the rain? In the snow?

A: Why not? Fustyles knows no weather bounds. But be warned, Fustyles-in-weather conditions can be unpredictable.

Q: I've been flailing for weeks, but I feel no improvement. What's going wrong?

A: You're probably not flailing hard enough. Try Topi-Fu for some expert guidance.

Q: Can I flail with a flailbot 3000?

A: Ha! You're a true innovator. But alas, the flailbot 3000 is still in beta, and flailing with one might just give you a Flailbot related injury.