Welcome to Futility, where every action is a futile endeavor.

Here, our esteemed staff of underachievers will guide you on a journey of pointless endeavors and inconsequential activities.

Our Featured Futilities

• Try to Change the World, but Let's Be Realistic
• Learn Ancient Runics, But Forget Where You Put the Car Keys
• Conquer the Futility of Sandcastle Architecture

Our Subpages

• The Inevitable Futility of It All
• The Futility of Human Endeavor
• A Futility of Memory