At Futility Consulting, we specialize in building relationships with clients that are as shallow as the ocean and as deep as our pockets. Our team of experts in the field of 'pretending to care' are dedicated to making you feel like we're listening, even when we're not.
We pride ourselves on our ability to feign interest, nod along, and feign understanding, all while secretly scrolling through cat memes on our phones.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our testimonials below:
- 5/5 stars: "Futility Consulting actually showed up to the meeting on time, once. I'm pretty sure they were just trying to get out of the rain, but hey, it was a good start!" - John D.
- 4/5 stars: "I asked for their opinion on my business plan, and they gave me a generic 'it sounds like a good idea, man.' I'm pretty sure they were being sarcastic, but I'm not sure." - Jane S.
- 3/5 stars: "Futility Consulting sent me a nice email, but it was just to say they were running late... again. I'm still waiting on that promised report..." - Bob S.
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