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Folding Theory: The Science of Not Getting It

Also known as "The Art of Not Caring," Folding Theory is the study of the intricate dance between the sock and the fold. It's a delicate balance of angles, curves, and the occasional sacrifice of a perfectly good sock.

The Four Laws of Folding

  1. Law of the Unfolded Sock: A sock that is not folded is a sock that is not happy.
  2. Law of the Misfolded Sock: A sock that is misfolded is a sock that is doomed to be reworn.
  3. Law of the Folded-but-Not-Quite-Right Sock: A sock that is folded but not quite right is a sock that is a ticking time bomb, waiting to undo all your hard work.
  4. Law of the Sock Drawer of Doom: A sock drawer that is not regularly cleaned is a sock drawer that is a breeding ground for despair.
Folding Theory Applications: Where the Art of Not Getting It Meets the Science of Not Caring Folding Practices: The Dark Arts of Sock Magic