Q: What is the purpose of the Futurarcable 9000?
To bring forth a new era of high-speed, neon-lit cable management.
Q: Will it replace my existing cable system?
No, but we'll make it worth it.
Q: Can I use it with my toaster?
Only if you have the latest toaster model, the one with the flashing LED eye.
Q: Is it safe for my cat?
Absolutely, it's been certified by the International Association of Cat Lovers.