Side Effects of Future Cable 9000

Warning: Reading this page may cause:

• Excessive drooling due to intense nostalgia for the 80's
• Spontaneous combustion caused by excessive exposure to neon
• Involuntary singing of 70's disco hits
• Sudden urges to wear neon-colored clothing

Subpages:

• Side Effects of Brain Farting
• Parasitic Uploads: A Risk to Society