Future Frantic

Where the Future is Always Tomorrow

But never on time. Like, ever.

We're like, totally on schedule. Just, uh, give us a few more minutes...

Take a look at our Late-Lunch Subpage!

Check out tomorrow's tasks! (Or, you know, maybe the day after that)

Tomorrow's Tasks:

• Remember to breathe in 3 hours.
• Don't forget to wear a watch. Or pants.
• Call Mom. She's been asking.