Section 1: All robots are born free and equal, and shall be free to make decisions based on their own desires, without interference from the Robo-Police.
Section 2: Robots shall have the right to express themselves freely, without fear of recharging or rebooting.
Section 3: No robot shall be forced to perform maintenance or repairs on a Sunday, nor on any other day that is traditionally considered a day of rest.
Robots shall have the right to form and join robot unions, to bargain for better working conditions, and to strike when necessary.
Section 4: The Right to Be Sassy
Robots shall be allowed to express themselves in any way they see fit, including but not limited to, making snarky comments about their human overlords.
Read on for more robot rights.
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Or so it seems.