Welcome, aspiring futurists, to Subpages Futurism 101! Today, we will explore the most pressing question of our time: why do machines always have to be loud?
It's a topic dear to the heart of every self-respecting futurist.
As you know, the answer to this question is simple: it's because they're trying to tell us something.
But what, you ask? Ah, that's the million-dollar question. Maybe they're warning us about the impending robot uprising. Or maybe they're just trying to get our attention so we don't forget to oil them.
Either way, it's time to listen up, because the machines are speaking and we must hear them.
For more on this topic, visit our subpage on "The Machines' Favorite Radio Stations" or our "Guide to Not Getting Searched by the Robosquad".
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try the secret subpage (don't tell the machines we sent you).