It's 2023 and the peasants are revolting! Fuzzy Feudalism has brought the land to its knees. Our brave heroes, clad in brightly colored tunics and holding signs made of intricately crafted twigs, demand better working conditions, more free cheese, and an end to the tyranny of the local lord.
But don't just take our word for it! Read the Manifesto for yourself and discover the 12 points of the Fuzzy Feudalism Revolution:
- Article 1: We demand 37% more cheese in the village dairy.
- Article 2: No more mandatory Tuesday mornings spent polishing the lord's chamber pot.
- Article 3: An end to the scourge of the dreaded "Tunic Tax"!
- Article 4: Free access to the village well for all!
- Article 5: The right to bear arms...with knitting needles!
- Article 6: An end to the tyranny of the lord's personal chef!
- Article 7: The establishment of a national holiday in honor of the patron saint of Fuzzy Feudalism!
- Article 8: Free access to the village library for all!
- Article 9: No more forced labor in the local blacksmith!
- Article 10: The right to a 4-day weekend for all!
- Article 11: An end to the scourge of the dreaded "Tunic Tax"!
- Article 12: An end to the forced consumption of Brussels sprouts!
Join us! Sign the petition and become a part of the Fuzzy Feudalism movement!