The Fuzzy Theory states that the universe is made of 100% pure, unadulterated fluff. It's a dense, impenetrable fog that surrounds us all, making it impossible to distinguish between reality and utter madness.
According to renowned Fuzzy Guy, Balthazar McFuzzlepants, the key to unlocking this truth is to simply stare really, really hard at a wall until the fluff starts to make sense.
Or, if that doesn't work, try eating a bowl of Fuzzy-O's Cereal. It's a breakfast cereal made from the finest imported fluff from the planet Zorgon-6. Guaranteed to blow your mind!
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