FTL Model Postulates

Welcome to the FTL Model Postulates, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

Postulate 1: All Matter is Made of Cheese

It's a fact. Don't @ me.

Learn more about the fundamental role of cheese in the universe.

Postulate 2: Time is Relative, Except on Mondays

We all know this is true. Mondays are always a grind, no matter the speed of light.

Explore the paradox of temporal relativity on Mondays.

Postulate 3: The Speed of Light is a Suggestion FTL Model Postulates

FTL Model Postulates

Welcome to the FTL Model Postulates, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.

Postulate 1: All Matter is Made of Cheese

It's a fact. Don't @ me.

Learn more about the fundamental role of cheese in the universe.

Postulate 2: Time is Relative, Except on Mondays

We all know this is true. Mondays are always a grind, no matter the speed of light.

Explore the paradox of temporal relativity on Mondays.

Postulate 3: The Speed of Light is a Suggestion

It's more of a guideline, really. We're not saying you can't have your cake and eat it too, but... actually, that's exactly what we're saying.

Discover the thrill of defying the laws of physics, at least for a hot second.

Postulate 4: The Laws of Physics are Optional

We're not really sure why we're bothering, but here we are.

Learn more about the completely-not-made-up rules of the universe.