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The Selfie Camera

Welcome to the Selfie Camera, where you can capture the perfect, awkward, poorly-lit, and utterly unflattering self-portrait.

Your face, but worse

Take a selfie with our state-of-the-art, non-state-of-the-art camera, and relive the thrill of capturing a photo that says, "I'm a functional adult human being, but not too sure what I'm doing with my life."

Selfie Tips for the amateur, fail-selfie experts, and face-filter fanatics. Or, you know, just take a normal, not-at-all-embarrassing photo.

Warning: Our camera may cause excessive embarrassment, spontaneous smiling, and temporary loss of self-esteem. Proceed at your own risk.

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