Galactic Regs

Regulations for the Modern Spacefaring Citizen

Section 42, Subsection 7: Prohibited Acts of Feline Space Deception

• Article 1: No cat shall be allowed to disguise itself as a planetoid in order to avoid planetary inspection.
• Article 2: Any feline attempting to hijack a spaceship through cunning or stealth shall be subject to immediate reeducation.

For more information, visit our Intergalactic Traffic Regulations or our Celestial Courts page for information on how to appeal against feline-related charges.

Remember, in space, no one can hear you, but everyone will know if you're a cat.