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Gamma 9002: Where the Bread Always Falls Apart

Warning: Do not attempt to bake in Gamma 9002. Our dimension-hopping flour is notoriously temperamental.

We've got a recipe for you! Try our Chronal Phonics Scones for a taste of interdimensional adventure.

Or, if you're feeling bold, take a stab at our Dimensionally Dense Cake.

Don't say we didn't warn you... Interdimensional Insurance is not included.

For the more... adventurous bakers, try Omelettes of the Multiverse for an added challenge.

Or, if you're just plain crazy, go for the Epsilon-Omega Éclair. We highly recommend against this one.

Alpha-Omega-Beta Sourdough for the truly, completely lost.