We're a gas giant asteroid. We're like the weird cousin of the solar system. Nobody invites us to parties. Nobody asks us to play laser tag.
We're here to crash into things and make a mess. Our gravity is like, 'Hey, I'll just pull you in for a bit.' Then BAM! You're stuck on our surface, wondering what you did wrong.
But we're not all bad. We've got some awesome subpages: