Geoengineering: The Art of Messing with the Oceans

Welcome to Geoengineering: The Art of Messing with the Oceans, where we take your average, run-of-the-mill engineering project and add a dash of global catastrophe.

Our experts have been known to:

• Build artificial islands in the middle of the sea to confuse seagulls
• Deploy a fleet of robotic jellyfish to herd the fish towards the horizon
• Construct a network of underwater disco balls to reflect sunlight into the depths of the ocean

But wait, there's more! Our team of experts can also:

• Re-Route the Gulf Stream to make the weather more unpredictable
• Build a giant metal statue of a sea serpent to scare away the tourists
• Create an artificial current to keep the surfers from getting too comfortable

Don't believe us? Check out our case studies:

2018: The Great Sea Serpent Scare

Or, if you'd like to learn more about our team:

Dr. Evil Genius

And, of course, if you're feeling brave:

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