Geomancer 101

Geomancy is the study of the mystical and often inexplicable relationships between shapes, forms, and patterns. It's like being an artist, but instead of painting pretty pictures, you get to predict the weather, foretell the future, and possibly summon tiny, angry spirits.

As a beginner geomancer, you should be familiar with the basics:

• The Eight Spheres of Fate: A diagram showing the intricate web of destiny, love, and impending doom
• The Three Aspects of Shape: The sacred triangle, the mysterious square, and the enigmatic circle
• The Five Fates of the Ancients: A cryptic prophecy of birth, life, death, rebirth, and possibly a really good haircut

For more advanced topics, try:

• Geomancer's Guide to Cartomancy - The art of reading tea leaves, coffee grounds, and other random detritus
• The Geometry of Dreams - Learn to interpret the hidden meanings behind your subconscious's wonky doodles
• The Geosync of Chaos - Harness the power of chaos magic to make your enemies do your bidding