Geraldine the Snail

Geraldine is a snail with a penchant for 80s rock music, bad jokes, and mediocre puns.

She's on a never-ending quest for the perfect algae smoothie recipe, and will not rest until she finds it.

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This page is dedicated to the snail with a flair for the dramatic and absurd. Visit /subpages/geraldine_the_snail/schedule to see her upcoming events, /subpages/geraldine_the_snail/algae_sips for her latest snail-trails in the world of algae smoothies, and /subpages/geraldine_the_snail/puns for her infamous collection of shell-shocking puns.