Welcome to the Antibacterial Anxiety Support Group, where E. coli can be their true selves without fear of judgment or hand sanitizer.
Join us for group therapy sessions, where you can share your struggles with soap and water, or just sit in silence and stare at the wall.
Our licensed therapist, Dr. Staph, is here to help you through the tough times, from hand-washing anxiety to the existential dread of being swabbed.
We have a variety of support groups to choose from:
Or, if you're feeling particularly anxious, you can just sit in the corner and play with some Drawings of Hand Sanitizer.