Ghosting 101
When someone else can't handle the drama
Ghosting is the art of disappearing from someone's life without any warning or explanation. It's like the digital equivalent of a ninja, but with better hair.
Why Ghost When to Ghost Ghosting TipsWhy Ghost
Because, let's face it, you're a busy person with better things to do than be bothered with someone else's drama.
Plus, it's just so much fun to watch them try to figure out what happened!
When to Ghost
When someone starts sending you too many 'where r u?' texts
Or when you realize you'd rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise than have another conversation with them
Ghosting Tips
Be vague, but not too vague
Use a lot of ellipses (...) for maximum confusion
And always, always use a burner account