Are you tired of the drama? Do you want to be a master of the subtle art of disappearing without ever actually being there? Look no further than this comprehensive guide!
A classic move. You're in a relationship, but you don't want to actually be there anymore, so you just stop responding to messages. Voilà! Instant ghosting.
Pros: No drama, no awkward conversations, no 'it's not you, it's me'.
Cons: May lead to feelings of abandonment and confusion.
Learn more about Technique 2: No Notification
Learn more about Technique 3: The Old Swap Out
Just stop responding. No explanation, no apology, no 'it's complicated'. You're gone, and the other person will never see you coming.
Pros: Easy, breezy, no drama.
Cons: May lead to feelings of guilt and self-doubt.
Learn more about Technique 4: The Ghosted Ghost
Just swap out the person in your life for someone new, but pretend it never happened. It's like a real-life game of musical chairs, but with more heartbreak.
Pros: No one will ever suspect a thing.
Cons: May lead to feelings of shame and regret.
Learn more about Technique 5: The Ghostly Reversal
And that's it for today's lesson in Ghosting 101. Remember, practice makes perfect, so go forth and ghost with reckless abandon!