Welcome, dear reader, to the most epic guide on the ancient art of ghosting. In this section, we'll cover the fundamentals of sending your friends to the afterlife without actually having to die.
Technique #1: The Classic "Bare Minimum" Ghost
This is the OG ghosting method, folks. It involves sending a single, cryptic message with zero explanation or context. The goal is to leave your friend wondering what just happened, much like the afterlife itself.
Hyperlink to The Midlife Crisis Ghost for more advanced techniques.
Technique #2: The "Ghosted but not Forgotten" Method
In this technique, you send a series of messages that slowly fade away, like the whispers of the dead.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out Ghosting as Performance Art for a more...enlightening experience.