Lesson 1: The Art of Misdirection
Master the art of saying one thing, but meaning another.
It's all about the misdirection of the masses, the manipulation of the minds.
But first, let's cover the basics:
- Deny, deny, deny. It's a classic.
- Blame it on someone else. A time-tested favorite.
- Change the subject. Abruptly.
Ghosting as a Form of Self-Protection
Learn the art of vanishing from your problems, and your responsibilities.
But remember, it's not just about hiding from your problems, it's about hiding from your past.
Or, you know, your present.