So, you want to ghost someone. That's cool, that's fine. We've all been there.
But, let's get into it. You see, ghosting is not just about ignoring someone. Oh no.
It's a delicate dance of subtle hints and half-remembered promises, a carefully constructed web of confusion and regret.
First, you start by sending them a message that says you'll talk soon.
But then you get distracted by something else, and suddenly you're not really into it anymore.
Next, you start to avoid them, letting it sit there for weeks, or even months. That's when the real fun begins.
They start to wonder what's going on, but you just keep it vague, keep it mysterious.
And before they can even get a word in edgewise, you're gone, vanished into the digital ether, leaving behind only a trail of unanswered messages and unrequited longing.
That's the ghosting, baby. It's not just a verb, it's a lifestyle.