Ghosting by Text
The Art of Ignoring Someone Through Writing
Example 1: The Classic
When you're feeling too lazy to talk to someone, just write them a novel-length essay about how you're "busy" and "need some time to focus on yourself." This usually gets the message across that you're not interested in engaging with them, but in a way that's so subtle, it's not even worth getting upset about.
Example 2: The Sudden DisappearanceExample 2: The Sudden Disappearance
When you suddenly stop responding to someone's messages and just... vanish. It's like you're a digital whisper in the wind, leaving them wondering if they ever even existed in the first place.
Example 3: The Fake Self-Help BookExample 3: The Fake Self-Help Book
Write a 300-page treatise on how to ghost someone effectively, complete with flowcharts, diagrams, and testimonials from "experts" who are clearly just pretending to be interested in you.
Example 4: The Overly-Enthusiastic Response