Ghosting In Friendship: The Ultimate Guide

For those who dare to disappear

This is a guide for those who have lost the will to live in the modern age of constant connection. A place to find solace in the art of vanishing without warning.

Learn the basics of disappearing like a pro.

Find out how to put your friends on a guilt trip.

Ghosting 101: Why We All Need It

It's 3 AM, you're scrolling through Tinder, and you've just seen your ex's profile pop up. Do you:

• Send a witty remark, hoping they'll see it and come crawling back?
• Ghost them, because why bother?
• Send a strongly-worded letter, detailing the reasons you'll never be seen or heard from again?
• Burn the whole city down?

Subtle Signs You're a Pro

You know the game, but do you know the signs?

• You've got a "I'm busy" response for every message.
• You've mastered the art of sending "it's not me, it's you."
• People have started to assume you're a ghost because you've been MIA for so long.

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