Ghosting Certification: Advanced Techniques
Congratulations, you've reached the pinnacle of ghosting. Here's a list of advanced techniques to make your ghosting skills truly unbeatable:
Technique 1: The Vanishing Act
Master the art of disappearing without leaving a trail, like a digital ninja.
- Practice your 'ghosting' skills in front of a mirror to ensure a smooth transition.
- Develop a system of coded excuses to leave your loved ones wondering what happened.
- Learn to type 'out of office' messages with lightning speed and accuracy.
Next Technique: The Sudden Disappearance