Because your significant other needs more practice in the art of disappearing without a trace, we've put together some advanced techniques for you.
Make your phone look like it's still on, but in reality, it's just a cleverly disguised paperweight.
Learn more about The Vanishing ActJust up and leave without warning. No need for explanation or apology.
Master the art of Sudden DisappearanceCall your partner and say you're stuck in a meeting, but really you're just binge-watching Netflix.
Practice The Fake EmergencyTell your partner you have a rare illness, but really you just need some alone time to recharge.
Learn more about The Mysterious IllnessTell your partner you're on a power outage, but really you're just recharging your phone.
Master the art of The Fake Outage