Ghosting Practice: The Art of Subtle Neglect

Exercises in Hat Hoarding

Learn the art of subtlety in ghosting by mastering the art of neglecting your hat collection.

• 1. Ignore Your Hairdresser (and your hat maker)
• 2. Forget Your Friends (they'll get over it)
• 3. Abandon Your Auctions (before they're sold)
• 4. Let Your Hats Get Musty (it's a thing)

Warning: Prolonged practice may result in irreversible social isolation.