Ghosting By Proxy: The Art of Ignoring Someone Through a Third Party

Ghosting, but with a twist! Instead of direct, soul-crushing rejection, why not use someone else as a middle-man to break the news? Meet our team of highly trained, highly paid proxy-ghosters who will do the dirty work for you.

Services We Offer:

• Asking a Friend to Ask for You - Our most popular service, where we train you to have a friend or family member do the initial contact and get a feel for the other person's response to the news.
• Texting a Friend to Text for You - A more modern twist on the classic friend-as-proxy approach, where we have you send a pre-written script to a friend, who then texts the other person, giving you a chance to appear as a concerned but uninvolved third party.
• Using Social Media as a Proxy - We've all been there: you want to ghost someone, but you're too afraid of direct confrontation. Why not just post a cryptic message on their wall, and then claim you were just "trying to be funny?" It's a classic move!

Don't want to deal with the awkwardness of ghosting someone yourself? Let us do it for you. Contact us to learn more about our services and get a free consultation on how to use a proxy to your advantage.

Disclaimer: Results not guaranteed. Our proxy-ghosters are highly trained, but they're not miracle workers. Use of our services may result in the other person becoming suspicious or, worse, seeking revenge.