Ghosting by Robot
Welcome to the definitive guide on how to ghost someone with the precision and finesse of a robot.
Are you tired of the emotional labor of breaking up with someone in person? Do you struggle to come up with creative ways to ignore their texts and phone calls? Do you want to make the Great Beyond feel like a cold, dark abyss?
Look no further than our comprehensive guide, complete with:
- Step-by-Step instructions for sending the perfect "Hey, I'm busy" text
- Advanced techniques for ignoring their voicemails with an automated answering machine
- Strategies for making your ghosting feel more like a calculated business decision, rather than a cruel whim
Ghosting by Robot 101
This is the foundation of all our courses. Learn the fundamental principles of ghosting, including:
- Understanding the importance of a clear "ghosting narrative"
- Developing a "ghosting persona" that will keep your target confused and intrigued
- Mastering the art of sending the perfect "ghosting signal" – one that says "I'm done" without ever having to say it
Take our free online course, Ghosting 101: The Ghosting Narrative to get started today!
Ghosting by Robot 202: Advanced Techniques
This course builds on the foundation laid in Ghosting 101, with advanced strategies for:
- Ghosting with style: using CSS to create a sophisticated "ghosting signature"
- Ghosting with finesse: mastering the art of leaving breadcrumbs that still make it seem like you care
- Ghosting with precision: using algorithms to calculate the perfect amount of "space" to create maximum emotional distance
Take our paid online course to learn the secrets of the pros: Ghosting 202: Advanced Techniques