Technique 1: The Vanishing Act
Just stop responding. Cold turkey. No explanation, no closure. Just... nothing.
Example 1: The Silent Treatment
Leave a trail of unanswered calls and texts. Watch as they frantically try to get in touch
Learn MoreTechnique 2: The Fake-Out
Make them think you're in, but really you're just browsing Tinder in a different country
Example 2: The Fake-Out
Leave a series of suspiciously enthusiastic messages, but really you're just stalling for time
Learn MoreTechnique 3: The Gaslighter
Make them think they're going crazy. Tell them you've been kidnapped by aliens, or that your phone's on the fritz
Example 3: The Gaslighter
Send a series of cryptic, paranoid messages, and watch as they question their own sanity
Learn MoreRemember, these techniques are for advanced practitioners only. Proceed with caution.