It's not just a phase, it's a lifestyle. A way of life where you just disappear without warning, leaving the other person wondering what hit 'em. Where did you go? Did you get lost in the couch cushions? Are you hiding from the world, or just from me? The uncertainty is what makes it so deliciously cruel.
But let's be real, ghosting is a form of self-care. A way to recharge, to focus on oneself, to rediscover who you are outside of the other person's expectations. It's like a digital detox, but without the detox part. You're just detoxing from the relationship.
So go ahead, ghost me. See if I care. I'll just be over here, wondering what I did wrong, and why you're not responding to my texts.
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